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<h2>Copyrighting Fire!</h2>
<address class="byline">by Ian Clarke</address>
<p>I was in the pub last night, and a guy asked me for a light for his
cigarette. I suddenly realised that there was a demand here and money to be
made, and so I agreed to light his cigarette for 10 pence, but I didn't
actually give him a light, I sold him a license to burn his cigarette. My
fire-license restricted him from giving the light to anybody else, after all,
that fire was my property. He was drunk, and dismissing me as a loony, but
accepted my fire (and by implication the licence which governed its use)
anyway. Of course in a matter of minutes I noticed a friend of his asking him
for a light and to my outrage he gave his cigarette to his friend and pirated
my fire! I was furious, I started to make my way over to that side of the bar
but to my added horror his friend then started to light other people's
cigarettes left, right, and centre! Before long that whole side of the bar
was enjoying <strong>my</strong> fire without paying me anything. Enraged I went from person
to person grabbing their cigarettes from their hands, throwing them to the
ground, and stamping on them.</p>
<p>Strangely the door staff exhibited no respect for my property rights as they
threw me out the door.</p>
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