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1 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" --> 2 <!-- Parent-Version: 1.97 --> 3 <!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html --> 4 <!--#set var="DISABLE_TOP_ADDENDUM" value="yes" --> 5 <title>Copyrighting Fire! 6 - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title> 7 <!--#include virtual="/philosophy/po/fire.translist" --> 8 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" --> 9 <div class="breadcrumb" role="navigation"> 10 <a href="/"><img src="/graphics/icons/home.png" height="26" width="26" 11 alt="GNU Home" title="GNU Home" /></a> / 12 <a href="/fun/humor.html#content">GNU humor</a> / 13 <a href="/fun/humor.html#Philosophy">Philosophy</a> / 14 </div> 15 <div class="reduced-width"> 16 <h2>Copyrighting Fire!</h2> 17 18 <address class="byline">by Ian Clarke</address> 19 20 <p>I was in the pub last night, and a guy asked me for a light for his 21 cigarette. I suddenly realised that there was a demand here and money to be 22 made, and so I agreed to light his cigarette for 10 pence, but I didn't 23 actually give him a light, I sold him a license to burn his cigarette. My 24 fire-license restricted him from giving the light to anybody else, after all, 25 that fire was my property. He was drunk, and dismissing me as a loony, but 26 accepted my fire (and by implication the licence which governed its use) 27 anyway. Of course in a matter of minutes I noticed a friend of his asking him 28 for a light and to my outrage he gave his cigarette to his friend and pirated 29 my fire! I was furious, I started to make my way over to that side of the bar 30 but to my added horror his friend then started to light other people's 31 cigarettes left, right, and centre! Before long that whole side of the bar 32 was enjoying <strong>my</strong> fire without paying me anything. Enraged I went from person 33 to person grabbing their cigarettes from their hands, throwing them to the 34 ground, and stamping on them.</p> 35 36 <p>Strangely the door staff exhibited no respect for my property rights as they 37 threw me out the door.</p> 38 </div> 39 40 </div><!-- for id="content", starts in the include above --> 41 <!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" --> 42 <div id="footer" role="contentinfo"> 43 <div class="unprintable"> 44 45 <p>Please send general FSF & GNU inquiries to 46 <a href="mailto:gnu@gnu.org"><gnu@gnu.org></a>. 47 There are also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a> 48 the FSF. Broken links and other corrections or suggestions can be sent 49 to <a href="mailto:webmasters@gnu.org"><webmasters@gnu.org></a>.</p> 50 51 <p><!-- TRANSLATORS: Ignore the original text in this paragraph, 52 replace it with the translation of these two: 53 54 We work hard and do our best to provide accurate, good quality 55 translations. However, we are not exempt from imperfection. 56 Please send your comments and general suggestions in this regard 57 to <a href="mailto:web-translators@gnu.org"> 58 <web-translators@gnu.org></a>.</p> 59 60 <p>For information on coordinating and contributing translations of 61 our web pages, see <a 62 href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations 63 README</a>. --> 64 Please see the <a 65 href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations 66 README</a> for information on coordinating and contributing translations 67 of this article.</p> 68 </div> 69 70 <p>Copyright © 2000 Ian Clarke</p> 71 72 <p>Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is 73 permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.</p> 74 75 <!--#include virtual="/server/bottom-notes.html" --> 76 77 <p class="unprintable">Updated: 78 <!-- timestamp start --> 79 $Date: 2022/01/23 09:53:43 $ 80 <!-- timestamp end --> 81 </p> 82 </div> 83 </div><!-- for class="inner", starts in the banner include --> 84 </body> 85 </html>